A few choice letters

Dear Boards,

Go eat poo. You have 48 hours. After that, I will be bending you over.

Sincerely,
Justin

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Dear Mme. Miuccia Prada,

Please reconfigure your phone to be serviceable on the 850 GSM band. You have 48 hours. After that, Lambchop will eat you.

Yours truly,
Justin

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Dear Canadian Healthcare System,

While I applaud your promotion of primary care, I am utterly disgusted of your caretaking skills for my grandmother. I suggest you fix it. You have 48 hours before I decide to invade.

Thanks,
Justin

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Dear Bank of America,

I am not pleased with these overdraft charges. You have 48 hours to remove them. If you do not, I will throw Joe at you.

Love,
Justin

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Dear Crazy Old Man in Nigeria,

For the 273rd time, I refuse to engage in your harebrained money transfer scheme, and I agree with Mimi that 5% of $22M is far too much for the dude who stamps the paperwork. You have 48 hours to drop the entire $22M on my desk, or I will pee on you. I would prefer dollar bills so that I can swim in them.

Cordially,
Justin